Thank you for all the great responses!
Answer: Trick Question! Popcorn and Gummy Candies are, respectively, Venom and Carnage, to floss' Spiderman. Popcorn and Gummy Candies are two of the worst villians known to mouth, wreaking havoc on the spaces between teeth. That's why we have floss - your mouth's friendly neighborhood superhero.
Until next time, floss on, bros!
Men Helping Men Floss
For guys with teeth, by guys with teeth!
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Comics and Movie Theater Snacks
Question: Which type of bear is best? In the movie theater snack world, consider popcorn and gummy candies, the two defining movie theater snacks. In the popcorn-gummy candy relationship, which one is Batman, and which one is Robin?
Post your guesses below. The answer will be revealed soon.
Post your guesses below. The answer will be revealed soon.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
An Inspiration
I want to take a minute to pay tribute to a hero of flossing. We can all learn a valuable (and manly) lesson from Robert Pattinson. I know, I know, you are all groaning and shouting, "The vampire dude from Twilight?!?!? You might as well flush my floss down the toilet!" But hear me out. He is a man. He consistently has facial hair (however splotchy). And he can reach a new generation of impressionable young preteen flossers.
Here's the story...one fateful day in 2010 started like any other day for Mr. Pattinson. He woke up, got out of bed, admired his peach fuzz in the mirror, and reached for his trusty floss (he's an everyday day morning flosser I have been told). Now you must know that he had done his bicep reps the day before, so his arms were still tingling. He cruised his way through the top central and lateral teeth. He picked out a nice piece of steak from between his upper right lateral and his upper right cuspid. Feeling confident, he moved onto the space between the cuspid and bicuspid. Feeling the weights from the day before, he powerfully stroked the next floss. He felt a crack as his upper right cuspid chipped and fell into the sink!
Mr. Pattinson teaches all us men that clean teeth feel good and getting clean teeth can be done forcefully. He is a manly example to live by. Keep flossing.
http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Robert-Pattinson-Chips-Tooth-While-Flossing/29772.html
Here's the story...one fateful day in 2010 started like any other day for Mr. Pattinson. He woke up, got out of bed, admired his peach fuzz in the mirror, and reached for his trusty floss (he's an everyday day morning flosser I have been told). Now you must know that he had done his bicep reps the day before, so his arms were still tingling. He cruised his way through the top central and lateral teeth. He picked out a nice piece of steak from between his upper right lateral and his upper right cuspid. Feeling confident, he moved onto the space between the cuspid and bicuspid. Feeling the weights from the day before, he powerfully stroked the next floss. He felt a crack as his upper right cuspid chipped and fell into the sink!
Mr. Pattinson teaches all us men that clean teeth feel good and getting clean teeth can be done forcefully. He is a manly example to live by. Keep flossing.
http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Robert-Pattinson-Chips-Tooth-While-Flossing/29772.html
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
MHMF Wants YOU!
To help boost flossing enthusiasm among our faithful readers, we are calling for photos of you! Flossing! In exciting places!
We want photos of you flossing anywhere you can think of. Examples:
- On the beach
- At a crowded bar
- At a Creed concert
- In jail
- In space
Men, join us in spreading the word that flossing is a lifestyle not to be mocked. Your photos will be displayed in upcoming bloggings. Send your ultra-flossy photos to menhelpingmenfloss@gmail.com.
We want photos of you flossing anywhere you can think of. Examples:
- On the beach
- At a crowded bar
- At a Creed concert
- In jail
- In space
Men, join us in spreading the word that flossing is a lifestyle not to be mocked. Your photos will be displayed in upcoming bloggings. Send your ultra-flossy photos to menhelpingmenfloss@gmail.com.
Monday, July 4, 2011
The Men Helping Men Floss blog is now live!
Welcome to the Men Helping Men Floss blog! Please be sure to check back regularly for new, exciting content.
Here at the MHMF blog you can find:
Here at the MHMF blog you can find:
- Technical advice on flossing. Who (you), what (flossing), where (your mouth), when (daily) and why? And also, how?
- Encouragement from fellow men. You can totally be the change, hombre.
- Flossing glamor.
- Flossing humor.
- And much, much, more!
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